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Post by ClémentJaunay Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:10 pm

You just found a very nice and old lamp on the road to your home. You are happy, because it is exactly what you needed: a free gift for someone at Christmas.

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But, oh, this lamp is dirty, so much dust. So you decide to clean it a little bit. You take a cloth and wipe the lamp

And guess what? YES! A GENIUS! A FREAKIN' GENIE comes out. He looks at you.


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The Genie: You have to make two wishes. And you have to follow some rules. I'm a very powerful genie, but I slept during so many centuries... I could be clumsy right now. Like my friend Rick, do you know Grandpa Rick?

You look at him, as happy as suspicious, waiting for the "rules". So the Genie adds:

The Genie: I can fully accomplish your first wish, without any condition. But for the second... I know it's rude, but it will be a fifty-fifty bet. I mean, you have 50% chances to have what you asked, and 50% risks that your wish has unexpected consequences. AND, sorry I shout but it's important, you only have 300 CHARACTERS. For everything, not 300 characters per wish, 300 for both wishes combined. For each word among the 300th character, you will lose 10% chances on both of your wishes. 90-40, 80-30, 70-20, 60-10, 50-0... so, be careful, not kidding. I don't want you to be miserable, but Ok, that would be funny. Of course, I can't give you wishes like "one hundred wishes" or "to be lucky", or "to be handsome", sorry. Be the more precise you can. I'm not a nasty genius, so if your wish is impossible, I will tell you to change. Oh, obviously, this is not a choice... You have to make two wishes, right now.

The genie takes a loooong inspiration. Then, expiration.

The Genie: What are your words?

[I will roll the dices for you, and I will explain the bad consequences if required by the genie's failure Smile ]


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Post by Admin Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:49 pm

Well it doesn't look like anyone is playing Clement. Are they all buying Christmas presents for me?

I'll have a go but I'm not really feeling inspired.

Wish1 to live healthily and happily in an equatorial country from next week for a long time. Wish2 All of my M2 Cepe class to get great jobs and live happily ever after.

Hopefully that's over 300 characters.
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Post by Admin Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:51 pm

By the way, A genius is someone who is incredibly intelligent/skilled in some sphere. A Genie is the magic maker from the lamp.

Robin Williams was a great genie and a great genius.
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Post by ClémentJaunay Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:10 pm

[They are so bad! Such a shame, I hope the genie won't give them their wishes.]

John, the Genie heard you. He claps his hands to accomplish your first wish

Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You will live for one more century with your dogs, but not with your wife or your children because its sounds like they're bothering you - that's what CEPE's students told me - in Ecuador. For your second wish...

The Genie is using his rest of energy.

Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! I nailed it, John. Your students will be happy and will have their dream jobs. Now, I'm tired, I'm gonna sleep for some decades.

The Genie disappears in the Lamp, then with the Lamp.

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Post by Mayra Fernandes Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:03 pm

HEEEYYY Genie,

Sorry it took me so long to think about my wishes. But now I know them.

My first wish is to find a good internship and be offered a job after and the second wish is to find a rich, handsome, hot husband to take me travel around the world with him.

I'm trusting you to have a good life, genie.

Thank you!

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Post by ClémentJaunay Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:15 pm

Mayra Fernandes wrote:HEEEYYY Genie,

Sorry it took me so long to think about my wishes. But now I know them.

My first wish is to find a good internship and be offered a job after and the second wish is to find a rich, handsome, hot husband to take me travel around the world with him.

I'm trusting you to have a good life, genie.

Thank you!

The Genie looks at Mayra.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You will be contacted soon for a very nice internship with a job offer at the end.

The Genie is doing his best for the second wish... but a weird sound occurs.

The Genie: CHOUBRAKABA! Oh, sorry, I think failed. You WILL have your dream husband but... he will be a gay-porn actor (it means no sex for you), taking you around the world with him for it. Sry byyye!

The Genie runs away as fast as possible with his lamp.

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Post by Mayra Fernandes Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:20 pm

ClémentJaunay wrote:
Mayra Fernandes wrote:HEEEYYY Genie,

Sorry it took me so long to think about my wishes. But now I know them.

My first wish is to find a good internship and be offered a job after and the second wish is to find a rich, handsome, hot husband to take me travel around the world with him.

I'm trusting you to have a good life, genie.

Thank you!

The Genie looks at Mayra.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You will be contacted soon for a very nice internship with a job offer at the end.

The Genie is doing his best for the second wish... but a weird sound occurs.

The Genie: CHOUBRAKABA! Oh, sorry, I think failed. You WILL have your dream husband but... he will be gay-porn actor, taking you around the world with him for it. Sry byyye!

The Genie runs away as fast as possible with his lamp.

Well, we can't have everything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Post by Nolwenn Lautredou Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:26 pm

Hello Clément, hello Genius,

My current wish is : be happy in my next internship and keep contact with my friends from CEPE.

My second wish is : Go to Latin America and create friendships with llamas.

Thanks for all and best wishes for 2019 I love you
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Post by Elsa RAUCHE LUCAS Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:32 pm

Hello Genie! 

Very pleased to meet you, how lucky are we! 

Here are my wishes: 

1st : I want to be able to eat as much as I want to and everything I want without ever feeling bad, and without any consequences on my health and body. 

2nd : I want to have the ability to convince the people when I negociate with them. 

Fingers crossed Wink
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Post by Julia Padiou Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:50 pm

Hi Mister Genie, I can't believe it !! a real Genie ! this was one of my first wish to meet one once so I'm already very grateful but since you asked:

Here are mines :

- I wish to keep the same strong relationships that I have with my three little brothers forever  
- I wish to meet Emma Watson

Thank youuuuu I love you
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Post by Nardin MARZOUK Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:52 pm

Hi Genie,
my 1st wish is to have a nice internship in a good company
my 2nd wish is to build a big dog shelter with unlimited quantity of dog food
thank you !

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Post by Matthieu Morisset Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:52 pm

HI,

First, I wish to get a great internship in a manga society.
Second, i wish to have a great life full of good experiences with my wife and kids.

Thanks genius !
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Post by ClémentJaunay Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:26 pm

Nolwenn Lautredou wrote:Hello Clément, hello Genius,

My current wish is : be happy in my next internship and keep contact with my friends from CEPE.

My second wish is : Go to Latin America and create friendships with llamas.

Thanks for all and best wishes for 2019 I love you

The Genie looks Nolwenn deeply in her eyes.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Your humble wish is granted. But, well, you see... I tried to grant your two whishes in the same time... You still can be friend with Llamas' ghost I suppose.

Elsa RAUCHE LUCAS wrote:Hello Genie! 

Very pleased to meet you, how lucky are we! 

Here are my wishes: 

1st : I want to be able to eat as much as I want to and everything I want without ever feeling bad, and without any consequences on my health and body. 

2nd : I want to have the ability to convince the people when I negociate with them. 

Fingers crossed Wink

The Genie turns his head in Elsa's direction.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Your stomach can now endure every food on earth, your digestion is incomparable and you can stay healthy without any effort.

The Genie puts his hands up to accumulate more energy.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You convinced me, Elsa. You will always have the last word when negociating...

Julia Padiou wrote:Hi Mister Genie, I can't believe it !! a real Genie ! this was one of my first wish to meet one once so I'm already very grateful but since you asked:

Here are mines :

- I wish to keep the same strong relationships that I have with my three little brothers forever  
- I wish to meet Emma Watson

Thank youuuuu I love you

The Genie listened what Julia was saying.

The Genie: STOP SHOUTING! Yeah, ok, fine, CHOUBAKABRA! Even after your death, you will have ghosts' parties with your brothers. Oh, and Emma Watson will meet you at VTECH's place to do some toys' voices.

Nardin MARZOUK wrote:Hi Genie,
my 1st wish is to have a nice internship in a good company
my 2nd wish is to build a big dog shelter with unlimited quantity of dog food
thank you !

The Genie stares in front of Nardin.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You will see in your next dream what company you should ask to have your ideal internship.

The Genie is a little bit emotive, and drops a tear. A dog shelter, what a nice wish!

The Genie: CHOUKABWAHAhaaaaa... :'( Oh shit... I cried too much. Oh I'm so sorry. Do you know the expression "it rains like cats and dogs"? Well ... it will be kind of... litteral... for few years.

Embarrassed, and really sad, the Genis goes back in his lamp. You can still hear him crying inside. Oh, is this overflowing water from the Lamp?

Matthieu Morisset wrote:HI,

First, I wish to get a great internship in a manga society.
Second, i wish to have a great life full of good experiences with my wife and kids.

Thanks genius !

The Genie oufaces Matthieu muscles.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Ok, right, blablabla, great internship in Shonen Jump Magazine, or Kazé, or Glénat... whatever the one you wanted you will.

A little bit exasperated by this non-ambitious wish, he concentrates for the second one.

The Genie: CHOUUUU de bruxelles? Wait. CHOUUUUUU ette? Oh, yeah, that's it: CHOUPAKABARA! Oh, well, that's not what you expected but... Do you mind if I tell you that you will have a life full of "good" experiences with your wife and kids? I mean, do you mind if it happens in the manga Tokyo Ghouls? At an international scale? No? Great, have fun!

The Genie disappears in his Lamp, and starts laughing: he imagined what face Matthieu will have when he will discover that his future wife is a ghoul.

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Post by Admin Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:01 pm

We've already met her. Razz Laughing clown
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Post by Matthieu Morisset Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:09 pm

Admin wrote:We've already met her. Razz Laughing clown

Perhaps
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Post by Admin Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:11 pm

Matthieu Morisset wrote:
Admin wrote:We've already met her. Razz Laughing clown

Perhaps

Nicest post of the year.
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Post by Matthieu Morisset Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:30 pm

Admin wrote:
Matthieu Morisset wrote:
Admin wrote:We've already met her. Razz Laughing clown

Perhaps

Nicest post of the year.

What do you mean John ?
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Post by Narimane Ayad Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:58 pm

Hi geniie !

My first wish is to get gathered with with my soulmate and my second one is to let a nice impression behind me wherever I go...

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Post by Vincent Balthazar Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:51 am

Hello handsome genius,

I'm sorry but I'm late (again...)

- So my first wish is to not be late ever again. I always dream to be on time but because I dream it, I'm not awake so I'm still be late even if I want to not being late, because it's so satisfying to not be late in my dream.
- Secondly, I want to have enough money to buy a swimming pool next to Eiffel tower (because this is what I deserve)

Thank u !
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Post by maelys fouche Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:18 am

Hi marvelous Genie cherry

My first wish is to keep alive my cat Vanille with me all my life (#vanilleforever) because I love her so much ! Here below a pic of her beauty

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My second wish is to have the power to get any food any time just by snapping the fingers

Be kind Genie and don't kill my beautiful baby cat I love you santa
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Post by Yvanilde Panont Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:34 am

Hi Geni,

My 1st wish is to let a person from the CEPE knows that I really like him... I would like to know back what he think about me and if he is in love with me... Embarassed

My 2nd wish geni, I give it to you ! You can finally realize one of your dreams I love you

Thank you Geni !

Xoxo
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Post by Admin Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:44 am

Sorry Yva, I'm happily married.
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Post by ClémentJaunay Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:44 am

Narimane Ayad wrote:Hi geniie !

My first wish is to get gathered with with my soulmate and my second one is to let a nice impression behind me wherever I go...

The Genie is listening quietly. "To get gathered"? Like to gather berries in the wood? What a strange wish.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Okay, Narimane, you will stay "to gather"... The Genie is trying to not laugh: this joke is so good. with your soulmate.

He is finally giggling so much.

The Genie: Ok, ok, calm down, the second wish. CHOUBAKABRAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god :') Sorry my joke was SO good that I failed for your second wish. You will give a nice impression wherever you go, but each place you will go will be victim of a sad tragedy.

"Be to gather". You can hear the genie dying of laughter in his Lamp before to disappear.

Vincent Balthazar wrote:Hello handsome genius,

I'm sorry but I'm late (again...)

- So my first wish is to not be late ever again. I always dream to be on time but because I dream it, I'm not awake so I'm still be late even if I want to not being late, because it's so satisfying to not be late in my dream.
- Secondly, I want to have enough money to buy a swimming pool next to Eiffel tower (because this is what I deserve)

Thank u !

The Genie was searching white hair on his head when Vincent finally talked. A little bit too much.

The Genie: Wait, Vincent, I listened with attention and... You are exceeding the characters limit, and after the 300th there are seven words so ... I can only guarantee 30% of success on the first one, and the second will have bad consequences whitout a doubt. You're ok with that? You were listening when I told you the rules, right? Great.

Because He is a nice guy, the Genie concentrates as much as possible to, at least, realize the first wish of Vincent.

The Genie: CHOUQUETTESABRAS! Well... Bad luck. You won't be late anymore but ... you won't be where you should be on time. I mean, you will be on time everywhere except where someone is waiting you. For the second wish, you're now rich enough to buy a house with a toxic swimming pool in the sewers under the Eiffel Tower. And, if you try to buy something else with this money, it will disappear, like me in 3, 2, 1...

The Genie is gone.

maelys fouche wrote:Hi marvelous Genie cherry

My first wish is to keep alive my cat Vanille with me all my life (#vanilleforever) because I love her so much ! Here below a pic of her beauty

My second wish is to have the power to get any food any time just by snapping the fingers

Be kind Genie and don't kill my beautiful baby cat I love you santa

THIS CAT IS SO CUTE THE GENIE LOVES CATS.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! You and Vanille are now immortal.

THIS WISH IS SO ... gluttonous? Is Maelys Gluttony's sister?

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Try to snap your fingers... The dish you want the most will spawn in your hands. Plate and cutlery are included, you glutton.

Now, he is hungry too. So he goes back in his Lamp to eat some of the nicest food in the universe: Fondue, Raclette, Pierrade, Gratin dauphinois, Lasagnas... Hmm.

Yvanilde Panont wrote:Hi Geni,

My 1st wish is to let a person from the CEPE knows that I really like him... I would like to know back what he think about me and if he is in love with me... Embarassed

My 2nd wish geni, I give it to you ! You can finally realize one of your dreams I love you

Thank you Geni !

Xoxo

Why people only want to be loved? The Genie is single since fourty centuries and that's not a problem.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Now, he/she knows. But... He/She insisted to sign a confidentiality agreement so I'm not allowed to tell you his/her answer.

What the hell is this second wish?

The Genie: You know, Yvanilde, I'm a Genie. I can do everything I want. You can't wish that. So... Ok. So I decide to change your wish in : I want to stay in the CEPE forever.

The Genie concentrates his power.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Congratulations! You will live forever in the CEPE.

The Genie disappears in his Lamp and starts to fly in the seven skies.

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Post by Yvanilde Panont Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:16 pm

Yvanilde Panont wrote:Hi Geni,

My 1st wish is to let a person from the CEPE knows that I really like him... I would like to know back what he think about me and if he is in love with me... Embarassed

My 2nd wish geni, I give it to you ! You can finally realize one of your dreams I love you

Thank you Geni !

Xoxo

Why people only want to be loved? The Genie is single since fourty centuries and that's not a problem.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Now, he/she knows. But... He/She insisted to sign a confidentiality agreement so I'm not allowed to tell you his/her answer.

What the hell is this second wish?

The Genie: You know, Yvanilde, I'm a Genie. I can do everything I want. You can't wish that. So... Ok. So I decide to change your wish in : I want to stay in the CEPE forever.

The Genie concentrates his power.

The Genie: CHOUBAKABRA! Congratulations! You will live forever in the CEPE.

The Genie disappears in his Lamp and starts to fly in the seven skies.[/quote]


I'm EXTREMELY disappointed.
I was hoping something better from you...

So I wish you will stay alone, sad, single, submitted to people forever in your lamp.

See you never,
Xoxo.
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Post by Hagar Sousa Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:26 pm

I POSTED MY WISHES YESTERDAY AND I CAN'T FIND THEMMMM !!
Well, I'm gonna post it again.

Dear Genie,
I know you don't like me as I am a Slytherin. But, I AM THE ONE WHO SET YOU FREE. Sooo, *Metallica goes like : COME CRAWLING FASTER, OBEY YOUR MASTER*
So my 2 wishes are :
1- I really hope I can travel around the world as much as I can and have lots of new friends.
2- Getting an internship :"""""""")

Thank you, O powerful, awesome Genie. Like a Star @ heaven Like a Star @ heaven

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