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Post by Yara Bassil Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:38 am

Hello everyone,

Habiba, Lorry and I decided to post something together.

So what is the dirtiest / funniest / cheesiest / Stupidest pick up line that you used or heard?

Pick up line: it's something you say to start a flirty conversation with a potential person.

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
Were do you hide your wings?

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Post by Madagascan Lorriane Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:45 am

Mine is "You wanna know who I am in love with ? Read the first word again" <3
"Are you a magician ? Because whenever I see you everyone dissapear"

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Post by Mathilde V. Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:06 pm

Ahahah this topic is fun. I found a website with the "25 pickup lines so bad that you won't believe they are real"... well some are gross but some are fun/ridiculous:
"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
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I let you discover some other terrible ones: http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines

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Post by Yara Bassil Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:42 pm

Mathilde V. wrote:Ahahah this topic is fun. I found a website with the "25 pickup lines so bad that you won't believe they are real"... well some are gross but some are fun/ridiculous:
"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
Pick up lines Giphy

I let you discover some other terrible ones: http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines


hahaha this is a good one.


i have a good one: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber

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Post by Anaël Maublanc Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:35 pm

Mathilde V. wrote:Ahahah this topic is fun. I found a website with the "25 pickup lines so bad that you won't believe they are real"... well some are gross but some are fun/ridiculous:
"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
Pick up lines Giphy

I let you discover some other terrible ones: http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1071251/bad-pickup-lines


Ahah Mathilde you are an angel, it wasn't a joke !!!

One day a man told me the very famous stupidest thing : "Your father is a robber ?? because he stoles every stars in the sky to put them in your eyes…" Come on girls.. I m sure you ever heard it before ahah

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Post by Admin Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:41 pm

Don't these lines make you want to vomit, girls?
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Post by Anaël Maublanc Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:07 pm

Admin wrote:Don't these lines make you want to vomit, girls?

Well I prefer laugh about it but before I get so bored by these lines !

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Post by Yara Bassil Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:50 am

Admin wrote:Don't these lines make you want to vomit, girls?

yes but we appreciate the effort. NOT Razz

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Post by Anaël Maublanc Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:04 pm

Yara Bassil wrote:
Admin wrote:Don't these lines make you want to vomit, girls?

yes but we appreciate the effort. NOT Razz

Yesterday, 3 men whistled at me and I said them "Why ? Do girls whistle you in the street ?" But they only asked me "We are latino !" I was speechless Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Madagascan Lorriane Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:29 pm

Admin wrote:Don't these lines make you want to vomit, girls?

This topic and these lines are meant to flatter women. That's why there are so many girls out here commenting Smile
I've never been said any of these pick up lines though hahaha Sad reality


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Post by Mathilde V. Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:13 am

Actually it makes me more laugh then vomit because most of the time it's sooo ridiculous that it's really fun.
Ps : aww thanks Anaël !

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Post by Madagascan Lorriane Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:21 am

Mathilde V. wrote:Actually it makes me more laugh then vomit because most of the time it's sooo ridiculous that it's really fun.
Ps :  aww thanks Anaël !  

Yeah most of these pick up lines are in order to make us laugh I think. It proves that girls likes when guys make them laugh haha


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Post by Yara Bassil Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:24 am

Madagascan Lorriane wrote:
Mathilde V. wrote:Actually it makes me more laugh then vomit because most of the time it's sooo ridiculous that it's really fun.
Ps :  aww thanks Anaël !  

Yeah most of these pick up lines are in order to make us laugh I think. It proves that girls likes when guys make them I laugh haha


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