Alternative Olympic games

for me the cheese race could be an alternative of the Olympic Games. This race is held in England. The goal of this game is to roll along a hill to catch a cheese rolling down this hill. About fifty players leave at the same time from the top of the hill. And of course, whoever manages to catch the cheese before the finish, wins the race. This game is still dangerous because the hill is quite high and the rolled balls go very fast so be careful.

For me snail racing could be an alternative to the Olympics. The snails would be positioned in the centre of a circle and should reach an end of the circle as soon as possible. They would be motivated by a small piece of salad and would distinguish them by the made on their shell.