Week 6 Discussion Jokes
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first:
“I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.”
The Spanish was next:
“I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.”
Last was the French:
“I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone “green…green…”, I pink up the phone and I say “Yellow ?…”
“I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.”
The Spanish was next:
“I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.”
Last was the French:
“I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone “green…green…”, I pink up the phone and I say “Yellow ?…”
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
This is the story of two boys bathing. The first says to the other:
- I have good news and bad news.
- Start with the right one, the other boy answers.
- The good news is that according to the thermometer, the water has just warmed by two degrees.
- And what is the bad news?
- It's not because of the sun ...
- I have good news and bad news.
- Start with the right one, the other boy answers.
- The good news is that according to the thermometer, the water has just warmed by two degrees.
- And what is the bad news?
- It's not because of the sun ...
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The Queen of England travels to London by carriage with an important African character.
It’s when the horse blow! The queen is confused
"It’s the first time, I’m confused. I assure you, excuse me ..."
the high African character responds to him
"But I thought it was the horse!"
It’s when the horse blow! The queen is confused
"It’s the first time, I’m confused. I assure you, excuse me ..."
the high African character responds to him
"But I thought it was the horse!"
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Two old English people play golf.
On the next road comes a funeral procession.
The first Englishman stops playing, removes his cap, while the funeral procession passes.
"Ah!" Said the other, "What civism! I never imagined that a player like you would find himself on the way to a funeral!
- That's to say, we were married for 40 years. "
On the next road comes a funeral procession.
The first Englishman stops playing, removes his cap, while the funeral procession passes.
"Ah!" Said the other, "What civism! I never imagined that a player like you would find himself on the way to a funeral!
- That's to say, we were married for 40 years. "
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Madam is on her death bed.
Her husband colonel asks her the question that burns her tongue for thirty years:
- Have you cheated on me?
In a soft voice she answers:
- Yes. Yes my love. But only twice.
- Two times! No more! My God, and me who thought you spent your time in the bed of others. Forgive me these frightful thoughts. With whom ?
- With whom ? Once with your general ...
- Oh! The bastard.
- And once with your regiment ...
Her husband colonel asks her the question that burns her tongue for thirty years:
- Have you cheated on me?
In a soft voice she answers:
- Yes. Yes my love. But only twice.
- Two times! No more! My God, and me who thought you spent your time in the bed of others. Forgive me these frightful thoughts. With whom ?
- With whom ? Once with your general ...
- Oh! The bastard.
- And once with your regiment ...
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A young French student is sent by his parents to spend a month in an English family. Lord Cunningam, take him around the property.
"Is this a golf course you have there?" said the French. "Wonderful! You play often?"
"No, I tried once? I didn’t like it. Too tiring."
Then they see two superb horses in a pen.
"Ah?" said the French. "You are riding!"
"No? I tried once? I didn’t like it. Too tired..."
The tour continues, and they’re following a tennis court.
"And I guess…"
"No, no," said the Englishman. "I tried once?" but I didn’t like it. "Too tiring." At that point, a young man walks up to them.
"Ah, my young friend, this is my son, Wiliam Cunningam.
The Frenchman shakes his hand and then turns to the Lord:
- Single Son, I presume…
"Is this a golf course you have there?" said the French. "Wonderful! You play often?"
"No, I tried once? I didn’t like it. Too tiring."
Then they see two superb horses in a pen.
"Ah?" said the French. "You are riding!"
"No? I tried once? I didn’t like it. Too tired..."
The tour continues, and they’re following a tennis court.
"And I guess…"
"No, no," said the Englishman. "I tried once?" but I didn’t like it. "Too tiring." At that point, a young man walks up to them.
"Ah, my young friend, this is my son, Wiliam Cunningam.
The Frenchman shakes his hand and then turns to the Lord:
- Single Son, I presume…
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
A group of handicapped travelers take the bus and sing:
"Driver, if you are a champion, press! Press! Driver, if you are a champion, press the mushroom!"
The driver, reluctant at first, decides to accelerate.
The handicapped begin to sing again. To calm them, he presses a good blow on the accelerator. The drama is coming, the bus falls into a ditch.
The handicapped, safely, see the state of the driver and start singing:
“He is one of us … He does not walk any more like the others”
"Driver, if you are a champion, press! Press! Driver, if you are a champion, press the mushroom!"
The driver, reluctant at first, decides to accelerate.
The handicapped begin to sing again. To calm them, he presses a good blow on the accelerator. The drama is coming, the bus falls into a ditch.
The handicapped, safely, see the state of the driver and start singing:
“He is one of us … He does not walk any more like the others”
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What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
"- He used to take his dog to school every day, but he finally had to stop.
- How come?
- The dog got graduated
- How come?
- The dog got graduated
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What’s the difference between a taxi and PSG?
The taxi takes no more than four at once.
The taxi takes no more than four at once.
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
What does a Chinese listen to music with?
A nemP3
A nemP3
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Re: Week 6 Discussion Jokes
-I lost 3kilos
-Have you cleared your makeup
-Have you cleared your makeup
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