Rick and Morty : First episode

Hi everybody, today I'm going to talk about the first episode of Rick and Morty :

In that episode Rick arrives completly drunk in Morty's bedroom to take him to a trip in another dimension where there are trees that look like dick with balls and Rick needs the seeds made by these trees to do experiences. But Morty breaks his legs on the planet so Rick need to use is Interdimentional Portal Generator to go in the future to find a way to heal Morty and by doing this is he doesn't have battery anymore on his Interdimentional Portal Generator so they have to go trought the Galactic customs but they're not allowed to bring back seeds on Earth. To solve that problem, Rick asks Morty to hide the seeds in his ass. Morty do it but at the Galactic customs they got a new machine that allows customs officers to see what people hide in their ass so they're obligated to flee from Galactic customs by killing some guys. Back to the Earth, the head teacher of Morty's college asks Morty's parents to come to see him (the head teacher) because Morty doesn't really go to classes because Rick is taking with him everytime. His parents don't want him to go with Rick anymore and so Rick explains them that Morty is actually pretty clever and that he doesn't need to go to school. To prove it to them he asks Morty to recite the square root of Pi and Morty recite it very well. Surprised by this performance Morty tells Ricks that he didn't even know that he was that clever, but Rick explains him that it's the side effect of seeds disolving in his anal cavity, then the next side effects are the lost of cerebral and physic control for the next 72 hours. Then Morty starts to dribble and he falls on the floor unable to move properly.

End of episode 1.